"I live inside my own heart,
matt damon."
Jude, or maybe Kelsey, or maybe not

1994

she/he/they/whatever

gayer than you

used to be dinolyfe2k14 and silentxwriter before that

shockingly bad at talking to people

Aug
1:09am

  
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atlcscp:

stupidiocy-somewhere-else:

atlcscp:

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I see an animol I name it

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

Guess who’s smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

Aug
1:03am

  
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caecilius-est-pater:

goatsandgangsters:

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

  • url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant
  • url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 
  • url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order
  • url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 
  • url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

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if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

One caveat, at least in my experience, is that even the desktop search bar gets weird about indexing words that appear in reblogs of a post but not in either your tags or the original post. So for example if I’m searching for this post:

OP: What’s your favorite thing to put on hot dogs?
1st reblog: I like them with ketchup
tagged: #mustard

The desktop search bar is pretty much guaranteed to find it if I search for “hot dog” or “mustard” but there’s a good chance it will NOT find it if I search for “ketchup”.

If you’re not finding what you’re looking for, you may have better luck doing a google search with as much of the post as you can remember (exact phrasing, key words, author, anything you’ve got) followed by “source:tumblr”

Aug
12:34am

  
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omegaverse:

kuruk:

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why do you guys feel the need to lie to yourselves

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Aug
12:30am

  
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snailspng:

Bobtail squid larva PNGs.

(1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.)

Aug
5:16pm

  
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Aug
5:00pm

  
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recently-reanimated:

This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

Aug
4:59pm

  
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fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end

what with all the kafka quotes and depression music

Aug
12:56am

  
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raychleadele:

actual-sleeping-beauty:

chopnuts:

so-much-for-subtlety:

mathew:

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SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

@paperstorm

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Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature

Aug
8:24pm

  
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lordgolden:

lordgolden:

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

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Aug
11:58pm

  
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neilcromancer:

another incredible movie by director samsung gallery

Aug
11:51pm

  
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skyblep:

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favorite br meme of all time

Aug
11:34pm

  
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kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

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but i am Right

Aug
6:32pm

  
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tinygryphon:

pathos-logical:

voidambassador:

freenarnian:

when you’ve honed the fine art of perfectly-timed reblogging of something aimed at one specific mutual and they immediately like it

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Originally posted by blondebrainpower

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Tags from @krawdad because i thought this was very cool from a puppeteering perspective

[ID: Image one is a Sesame Street gif of Big Bird throwing a frisbee to Cookie Monster, who promptly takes a bite of it. Image two is a set of tags that read: “#i want to appreciate how wacky a stunt tossing a frizbee to cookie monster is from a practical standpoint #guy inside the bird cannot see out of it. he gets a feed of what the camera sees. #he actually catches the thing the bird actually threw

#and the only reason i can tell they didnt fake it is because cookie monster doesn’t look at the frizbee when he catches it #because the puppeteer was focused on catching the dang thing at all #how many takes must this have taken to pull off #usually you achieve that with a cut #it’s so much easier to just cut to the other character catching a prop #i appreciate the effort #and i want others to notice it #it is also a left handed catch #on a right handed performer #someone else is doing the right hand.” End ID]

It’s also a left-handed throw because the puppeteer’s right hand controls Big Bird’s mouth

this is a really cool puppet stunt o-o

Aug
6:21pm

  
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aleatoryw:

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking “boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now”, and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

notification from Duolingo that reads "☀️🤗💕👋 Hi! It's Zari! I can't believe how high you..." with a profile picture of an animated teenage girl in a hijabALT
Aug
11:42pm

  
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antifas:

antifas:

antifas:

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism